Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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