i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
try to milk me bitch
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