Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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