seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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