I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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