I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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