so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
God I need to hump something, right now.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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