Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
my nose is crying tears of wow.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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