So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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