im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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