You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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