No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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