just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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