: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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