I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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