Buhtt sex?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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