two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
