I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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