well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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