My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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