How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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