Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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