He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
What a dumb baby whore.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We have so much sex to catch up on
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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