We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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