Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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