In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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