Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
