Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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