I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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