Whoa Z and x make the same sound
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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