i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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