If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I want to be your penis for a week.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
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