weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
