i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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