Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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