did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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