walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Randomize
