listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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