There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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