sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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