Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
accomplished twins. life is a go
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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