i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Randomize
