the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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