everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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