we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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