How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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