Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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