I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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