And the cops told us we were all naked.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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