My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize
