Well apparently he's into motor boating.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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