he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize