Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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