it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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