hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
